So we have this new bathroom in our bedroom & haven't used it much except for the potty because the bathroom isn't all the way completed.
Anyway, Randy asked me about a month ago if I thought that bathroom stunk. (We are not really sure if our the guy that put together our toilet knew what he was doing) I thought it sort of stunk. . .and we left it at that. Well, just the other day, I was finishing up breakfast & Randy asks me (inquisitively might I add) "Will you come & smell the bathroom?"
I immediately thought there was something the matter with the plumbing in there & so I took heed & got up from the table & went into the bathroom. . .By the way, I took a huge wiff wanting to make sure I knew exactly what our plumbing problem smelled like that I might be able to later describe it to a plumber. . .a GINORMOUS WIFF. . .kind of like when you are at the doctor & the nurse says, take 2 BIG deep breaths in. . .
Sure enough, it stunk. . .
"It smells like poop, Randy! . . ." (at this point, shocked & worried about the toxins that are children might be breathing in) And then right before I was about to say, "What do you think the problem is?"
Randy blurts out "It is poop. . .I just pooped in here!!" We both died laughing.
Sick, huh? It reminds me of the time I ate Randy's boogers. I'll save that for later.
Do YOU have any funny stories?
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3 comments:
Ummm...that's nasty! And as for the eating boogers story, Bobby and I agree that you better have made some major bucks on that one!!
Gross, you are nasty. It is almost hard to believe that you have such well behaved kids. I can't wait until they are teenagers, they will give it to you in spades.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ewww...
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